Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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