she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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