I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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