oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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