i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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