i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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