Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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