Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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