im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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