That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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