I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My feet surprised me
Randomize