K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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