We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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