I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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