so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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