no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i think i just lost a toe
Randomize
