i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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