I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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