i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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