are you still at the devil's house?
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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