your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
my being single is dangerous.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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