im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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