Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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