I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The feeling are messing with the penis
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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