and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
