And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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