what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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