oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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