please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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