I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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