This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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