I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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