If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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