Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My life is pants optional.
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