are you still at the devil's house?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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