I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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