i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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