u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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