Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
zippers are such a cool invention
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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