And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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