That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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