i'm signing you up for texting rehab
What did we do last night that was yellow?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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