Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
smell my finger.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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