If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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