he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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