we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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