what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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