who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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