quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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