O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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