We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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