I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
