i barfeds in our rink
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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