hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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