This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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