Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
